Definitely Not Fried Chicken

Definitely Not Fried Chicken‘ lives up to it title, you’re not in the business of selling Chicken and Chips, you’re in the business of selling drugs.

In the Tutorial, you get to run a Fried Chicken shop, you do such a good job you get booted but thankfully you have somebody to pick you up off your feet and back into business selling drugs.

You are given $40,000 and some land to build your factory, it is important that you press the book option at the top of the screen, it will save you time and effort and don’t make your factory too big just enough to do your job and keep your workers happy.

For you to get the money rolling in, you need to establish your factory and also a business by following the book, have at least two garages, one to send drugs to your business (a Laundromat for starters) and one to send to the University, don’t worry about activating the hotline, you will make more money in business, and it takes care of itself just go to dispatch and send a vehicle to your business and to the University.

Sending to Uni is important, this gives you points, and those points are used upgrade to your business, sending drugs to the car yard will help upgrade your vehicles from moped to car and the gun shop enables you to get weapons, after upgrading you need to use the workers etc. option to upgrade their clothing and weapons etc.

You’ll have to give your workers things to do, if you do not activate the options, they’ll have nothing to do and will die so make sure you toggle the drug and delivery options for your workers.

Make sure you have Security, a corrupt Cop will shake you down, saying no will make him send armed men so after a while of sending drugs to the Uni, send the vehicle to the gun shop unless you have three or four garages then you can send one to each place.

Overall it is an interesting business game that will keep you occupied for hours.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

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